It’s just a dog drooling dumbass flea bitten bastard bloody dog howling, whining, moaning sod what do you do with a dog? Stinking, scrounging godforsaken walk the fucker – I think not muzzle on, shut it up never stops the please, please, please give me give me, me, needs needs wail wail walk want biscuit bone steak want sausage – yer house, yer home I could do without it, sure I could no more get back to let out dog who needs a walk who needs a friend don’t give a toss when the postman comes Get back my life, do as I choose Dump the hoover, who needs one of those? Space in my pockets, poo bags out Hair free, fart free, face free of snout A dumb ass dog just a dumbass dog crying, wimpering, swear to God the bleedin hound, it can bleedin go one blinkin more bark … you’ll be on yer own fending for yourself … and so will I free to work more hours, stay out, get high climb every mountain, ford all streams hundred percent rainbows, live the dream that dream of old I used to know the world an oyster, places to go heaven on earth, just a stone’s throw true love, laughter, a hearth, a home a place for me, where I belong where the spirits dance, yeh it’s sweet that song and it’s no pretence, and it’s warts and all … … come on old girl, give me that ball